July292014
July282014
4AM
  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
July262014

(Source: homologando, via brattiest-b)

July252014

chinjiikari:

walking to the side of pokemon trainers and talking to them first so you feel in control

(Source: hroakie, via lifeisjustthisitsliving)

July222014

(Source: darkandchaos, via mildlysour)

11PM

blowjab:

listening to straight people complain about not being able to find someone to date

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(via calebisthebae)

8AM

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

(via reginaphalaange)

July212014

the-blonde-belle:

Always reblog

(Source: laurenxconrad, via tonyvalenzuela)

12PM

trolltina:

me as a parent

(via originaljiveturkey)

July172014
accidnet:

perhaps the best tweet to ever be produced

accidnet:

perhaps the best tweet to ever be produced

(Source: mondegreener, via no9rocket)

11PM

gameofchrons:

parents: "let’s talk about your future" 

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(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via flabebes)

8PM

thankyouforthedildos:

"The only people you can truly be yourself with is family"

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(via bimmuh)

8PM
undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

(Source: vieja-solar, via kingofconeyisland)

1AM

herculeanluxe:

vagisodium:

I will never not find this funny

SHE GOT THE GAME FUCKED UP

(Source: femburton, via realjonsnow)

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